This is me right now. I like this quote.
(via leilockheart)
(via leilockheart)
I’m gonna need you to come in on Saturday… yeah…
(Source: gifapalooza, via juliasegal)
“I’m not sure this box is big enough.”
“Huh? I’ve got plenty of room.”
“You take up plenty of room.”
“I had a growth spurt. I can’t help it.”
“You didn’t have a growth spurt. You had a width spurt. What the hell are you, anyway?”
“I’m a bunny.”
“You are NOT a bunny. Bunnies hop. The other day you tried to hop and got stuck.”
“Hey!”
“Bunnies eat vegetables. The last vegetable you ate was by accident.”
“I don’t think I want to be your box buddy anymore.”
“Pretty soon you’ll need a crate buddy.”
Chandler: Maybe we finish this for him! (typing) “Also I cloned a dinosaur in my lab. She’s now my girlfriend. I don’t care what society says. It’s the best sex I’ve ever had”… aaand SEND!
Joey: No, no, no… what do… you can’t do that to him!
Ross: Alright, let’s go!
Joey: Dude! (he opens his arms to receive the ball from Ross’ hands)
Ross: I think you made it clear you cannot be trusted with the ball inside the house!
Joey: (after Ross leaves the room) …aaand SEND! (he hits the send button)
Friends 9.17 - The One With The Memorial Service





