thefrogman: “I’m not sure this box is big enough.” “Huh? I’ve got plenty of room.” “You take up plenty of room.” “I had a growth spurt. I can’t help it.” “You didn’t have a growth spurt. You had a width spurt. What the hell are you, anyway?” “I’m a bunny.” “You are NOT a bunny. Bunnies hop. The other day you tried to hop and got stuck.” “Hey!” “Bunnies eat vegetables. The last vegetable you ate was by accident.” “I don’t think I want to be your box buddy anymore.” “Pretty soon you’ll need a crate buddy.”

thefrogman:

“I’m not sure this box is big enough.”

“Huh? I’ve got plenty of room.”

“You take up plenty of room.”

“I had a growth spurt. I can’t help it.”

“You didn’t have a growth spurt. You had a width spurt. What the hell are you, anyway?”

“I’m a bunny.”

“You are NOT a bunny. Bunnies hop. The other day you tried to hop and got stuck.”

“Hey!”

“Bunnies eat vegetables. The last vegetable you ate was by accident.”

“I don’t think I want to be your box buddy anymore.”

“Pretty soon you’ll need a crate buddy.”